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第1353期 英语笑话:脱口笑话精选 美式幽默

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-2 17:29:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
"President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone conclusion, but even the leading Republican said the only way she would not be confirmed is if she had a meltdown, in which case she'd be named the governor of Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel
今天是奥巴马总统的大法官提名人索尼娅·索托马约尔在美国参议员司法委员会的第二天。她被确定任命已成定局。即使共和党领导人也说她唯一不会被确定任命的原因只有一个,就是她溶解了,这种情况下她就会被提名为阿拉斯加的州长。——吉米·卡莫
"Sonia Sotomayor is testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. And she has said that she 'felt out of place attending Princeton.' Sotomayor says there were so many white males in Princeton, she felt like she was testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee." --Conan O'Brien
索尼娅·索托马约尔现在在参议院司法委员会做听证。她曾经说过她在普林斯顿的时候感觉不太合群。索托马约尔说普林斯顿的白人太多了,她感觉她像是出席参议院司法委员会听证会一样。——柯南·奥布莱恩
"It's been 40 years since we've put a man on the moon, and now of course the next big goal is to put a man on Sonia Sotomayor." –David Letterman
我们把男人送上月球到现在已经四十年了,现在,我们下一个宏伟目标当然就是把男人送给索尼娅·索托马约尔了。——大卫·莱特曼
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