Chapter LIII
COMPRISING THE FINAL EXIT OF Mr. JINGLE
AND JOB TROTTER, WITH A GREAT MORNING
OF BUSINESS IN GRAY’S INN SQUARE―
CONCLUDING WITH A DOUBLE KNOCK AT Mr.
PERKER’S DOOR
hen Arabella, after some gentle preparation and
many assurances that there was not the least
occasion for being low-spirited, was at length made
acquainted by Mr. Pickwick with the unsatisfactory result of his
visit to Birmingham, she burst into tears, and sobbing aloud,
lamented in moving terms that she should have been the unhappy
cause of any estrangement between a father and his son.
‘My dear girl,’ said Mr. Pickwick kindly, ‘it is no fault of yours. It
was impossible to foresee that the old gentleman would be so
strongly prepossessed against his son’s marriage, you know. I am
sure,’ added Mr. Pickwick, glancing at her pretty face, ‘he can
have very little idea of the pleasure he denies himself.’
‘Oh, my dear Mr. Pickwick,’ said Arabella, ‘what shall we do, if
he continues to be angry with us?’
‘Why, wait patiently, my dear, until he thinks better of it,’
replied Mr. Pickwick cheerfully.
‘But, dear Mr. Pickwick, what is to become of Nathaniel if his
father withdraws his assistance?’ urged Arabella.
‘In that case, my love,’ rejoined Mr. Pickwick, ‘I will venture to
prophesy that he will find some other friend who will not be
backward in helping him to start in the world.’
The significance of this reply was not so well disguised by Mr.
Pickwick but that Arabella understood it. So, throwing her arms
round his neck, and kissing him affectionately, she sobbed louder
than before.
‘Come, come,’ said Mr. Pickwick taking her hand, ‘we will wait
here a few days longer, and see whether he writes or takes any
other notice of your husband’s communication. If not, I have
thought of half a dozen plans, any one of which would make you
happy at once. There, my dear, there!’
With these words, Mr. Pickwick gently pressed Arabella’s hand,
and bade her dry her eyes, and not distress her husband. Upon
which, Arabella, who was one of the best little creatures alive, put
her handkerchief in her reticule, and by the time Mr. Winkle
joined them, exhibited in full lustre the same beaming smiles and
sparkling eyes that had originally captivated him.
‘This is a distressing predicament for these young people,’
thought Mr. Pickwick, as he dressed himself next morning. ‘I’ll
walk up to Perker’s, and consult him about the matter.’
As Mr. Pickwick was further prompted to betake himself to
Gray’s Inn Square by an anxious desire to come to a pecuniary
settlement with the kind-hearted little attorney without further
delay, he made a hurried breakfast, and executed his intention so
speedily, that ten o’clock had not struck when he reached Gray’s
Inn.
It still wanted ten minutes to the hour when he had ascended
the staircase on which Perker’s chambers were. The clerks had
not arrived yet, and he beguiled the time by looking out of the
staircase window. The healthy light of a fine October morning
made even the dingy old houses brighten up a little; some of the
dusty windows actually looking almost cheerful as the sun’s rays
gleamed upon them. Clerk after clerk hastened into the square by
one or other of the entrances, and looking up at the Hall clock,
accelerated or decreased his rate of walking according to the time
at which his office hours nominally commenced; the half-past nine
o’clock people suddenly becoming very brisk, and the ten o’clock
gentlemen falling into a pace of most aristocratic slowness. The
clock struck ten, and clerks poured in faster than ever, each one in
a greater perspiration than his predecessor. The noise of
unlocking and opening doors echoed and re-echoed on every side;
heads appeared as if by magic in every window; the porters took
up their stations for the day; the slipshod laundresses hurried off;
the postman ran from house to house; and the whole legal hive
was in a bustle.
‘You’re early, Mr. Pickwick,’ said a voice behind him.
‘Ah, Mr. Lowten,’ replied that gentleman, looking round, and
recognising his old acquaintance.
‘Precious warm walking, isn’t it?’ said Lowten, drawing a
Bramah key from his pocket, with a small plug therein, to keep the
dust out.
‘You appear to feel it so,’ rejoined Mr. Pickwick, smiling at the
clerk, who was literally red-hot.
‘I’ve come along, rather, I can tell you,’ replied Lowten. ‘It went
the half hour as I came through the Polygon. I’m here before him,
though, so I don’t mind.’
Comforting himself with this reflection, Mr. Lowten extracted
the plug from the door-key; having opened the door, replugged
and repocketed his Bramah, and picked up the letters which the
postman had dropped through the box, he ushered Mr. Pickwick
into the office. Here, in the twinkling of an eye, he divested himself
of his coat, put on a threadbare garment, which he took out of a
desk, hung up his hat, pulled forth a few sheets of cartridge and
blotting-paper in alternate layers, and, sticking a pen behind his
ear, rubbed his hands with an air of great satisfaction.
‘There, you see, Mr. Pickwick,’ he said, ‘now I’m complete. I’ve
got my office coat on, and my pad out, and let him come as soon as
he likes. You haven’t got a pinch of snuff about you, have you?’
‘No, I have not,’ replied Mr. Pickwick.
‘I’m sorry for it,’ said Lowten. ‘Never mind. I’ll run out
presently, and get a bottle of soda. Don’t I look rather queer about
the eyes, Mr. Pickwick?’
The individual appealed to, surveyed Mr. Lowten’s eyes from a
distance, and expressed his opinion that no unusual queerness
was perceptible in those features.
‘I’m glad of it,’ said Lowten. ‘We were keeping it up pretty
tolerably at the Stump last night, and I’m rather out of sorts this
morning. Perker’s been about that business of yours, by the bye.’
‘What business?’ inquired Mr. Pickwick. ‘Mrs. Bardell’s costs?’
‘No, I don’t mean that,’ replied Mr. Lowten. ‘About getting that
customer that we paid the ten shillings in the pound to the bill-
discounter for, on your account―to get him out of the Fleet, you
know―about getting him to Demerara.’
‘Oh, Mr. Jingle,’ said Mr. Pickwick hastily. ‘Yes. Well?’
‘Well, it’s all arranged,’ said Lowten, mending his pen. ‘The
agent at Liverpool said he had been obliged to you many times
when you were in business, and he would be glad to take him on
your recommendation.’
‘That’s well,’ said Mr. Pickwick. ‘I am delighted to hear it.’
‘But I say,’ resumed Lowten, scraping the back of the pen
preparatory to making a fresh split, ‘what a soft chap that other is!’
‘Which other?’
‘Why, that servant, or friend, or whatever he is; you know,
Trotter.’
‘Ah!’ said Mr. Pickwick, with a smile. ‘I always thought him the
reverse.’
‘Well, and so did I, from what little I saw of him,’ replied
Lowten, ‘it only shows how one may be deceived. What do you
think of his going to Demerara, too?’
‘What! And giving up what was offered him here!’ exclaimed
Mr. Pickwick.
‘Treating Perker’s offer of eighteen bob a week, and a rise if he
behaved himself, like dirt,’ replied Lowten. ‘He said he must go
along with the other one, and so they persuaded Perker to write
again, and they’ve got him something on the same estate; not near
so good, Perker says, as a convict would get in New South Wales, if
he appeared at his trial in a new suit of clothes.’
‘Foolish fellow,’ said Mr. Pickwick, with glistening eyes.
‘Foolish fellow.’
‘Oh, it’s worse than foolish; it’s downright sneaking, you know,’
replied Lowten, nibbing the pen with a contemptuous face. ‘He
says that he’s the only friend he ever had, and he’s attached to
him, and all that. Friendship’s a very good thing in its way―we
are all very friendly and comfortable at the Stump, for instance,
over our grog, where every man pays for himself; but damn
hurting yourself for anybody else, you know! No man should have
more than two attachments―the first, to number one, and the
second to the ladies; that’s what I say―ha! ha!’ Mr. Lowten
concluded with a loud laugh, half in jocularity, and half in
derision, which was prematurely cut short by the sound of
Perker’s footsteps on the stairs, at the first approach of which, he
vaulted on his stool with an agility most remarkable, and wrote
intensely.
The greeting between Mr. Pickwick and his professional
adviser was warm and cordial; the client was scarcely ensconced
in the attorney’s arm-chair, however, when a knock was heard at
the door, and a voice inquired whether Mr. Perker was within.
‘Hark!’ said Perker, ‘that’s one of our vagabond friends―Jingle
himself, my dear sir. Will you see him?’
‘What do you think?’ inquired Mr. Pickwick, hesitating.
‘Yes, I think you had better. Here, you sir, what’s your name,
walk in, will you?’
In compliance with this unceremonious invitation, Jingle and
Job walked into the room, but, seeing Mr. Pickwick, stopped short
in some confusion. ‘Well,’ said Perker, ‘don’t you know that
gentleman?’
‘Good reason to,’ replied Mr. Jingle, stepping forward. ‘Mr.
Pickwick―deepest obligations―life preserver―made a man of
me―you shall never repent it, sir.’
‘I am happy to hear you say so,’ said Mr. Pickwick. ‘You look
much better.’
‘Thanks to you, sir―great change―Majesty’s Fleet―
unwholesome place―very,’ said Jingle, shaking his head. He was
decently and cleanly dressed, and so was Job, who stood bolt
upright behind him, staring at Mr. Pickwick with a visage of iron.
‘When do they go to Liverpool?’ inquired Mr. Pickwick, half
aside to Perker.
‘This evening, sir, at seven o’clock,’ said Job, taking one step
forward. ‘By the heavy coach from the city, sir.’
‘Are your places taken?’
‘They are, sir,’ replied Job.
‘You have fully made up your mind to go?’
‘I have sir,’ answered Job.
‘With regard to such an outfit as was indispensable for Jingle,’
said Perker, addressing Mr. Pickwick aloud. ‘I have taken upon
myself to make an arrangement for the deduction of a small sum
from his quarterly salary, which, being made only for one year,
and regularly remitted, will provide for that expense. I entirely
disapprove of your doing anything for him, my dear sir, which is
not dependent on his own exertions and good conduct.’
‘Certainly,’ interposed Jingle, with great firmness. ‘Clear
head―man of the world―quite right―perfectly.’
‘By compounding with his creditor, releasing his clothes from
the pawnbroker’s, relieving him in prison, and paying for his
passage,’ continued Perker, without noticing Jingle’s observation,
‘you have already lost upwards of fifty pounds.’
‘Not lost,’ said Jingle hastily, ‘Pay it all―stick to business―cash
up―every farthing. Yellow fever, perhaps―can’t help that―if
not―’ Here Mr. Jingle paused, and striking the crown of his hat
with great violence, passed his hand over his eyes, and sat down.
‘He means to say,’ said Job, advancing a few paces, ‘that if he is
not carried off by the fever, he will pay the money back again. If he
lives, he will, Mr. Pickwick. I will see it done. I know he will, sir,’
said Job, with energy. ‘I could undertake to swear it.’
‘Well, well,’ said Mr. Pickwick, who had been bestowing a score
or two of frowns upon Perker, to stop his summary of benefits
conferred, which the little attorney obstinately disregarded, ‘you
must be careful not to play any more desperate cricket matches,
Mr. Jingle, or to renew your acquaintance with Sir Thomas Blazo,
and I have little doubt of your preserving your health.’
Mr. Jingle smiled at this sally, but looked rather foolish
notwithstanding; so Mr. Pickwick changed the subject by saying―
‘You don’t happen to know, do you, what has become of
another friend of yours―a more humble one, whom I saw at
Rochester?’
‘Dismal Jemmy?’ inquired Jingle.
‘Yes.’
Jingle shook his head.
‘Clever rascal―queer fellow, hoaxing genius―Job’s brother.’
‘Job’s brother!’ exclaimed Mr. Pickwick. ‘Well, now I look at
him closely, there is a likeness.’
‘We were always considered like each other, sir,’ said Job, with
a cunning look just lurking in the corners of his eyes, ‘only I was
really of a serious nature, and he never was. He emigrated to
America, sir, in consequence of being too much sought after here,
to be comfortable; and has never been heard of since.’
‘That accounts for my not having received the “page from the
romance of real life,” which he promised me one morning when he
appeared to be contemplating suicide on Rochester Bridge, I
suppose,’ said Mr. Pickwick, smiling. ‘I need not inquire whether
his dismal behaviour was natural or assumed.’
‘He could assume anything, sir,’ said Job. ‘You may consider
yourself very fortunate in having escaped him so easily. On
intimate terms he would have been even a more dangerous
acquaintance than―’ Job looked at Jingle, hesitated, and finally
added, ‘than―than-myself even.’
‘A hopeful family yours, Mr. Trotter,’ said Perker, sealing a
letter which he had just finished writing.
‘Yes, sir,’ replied Job. ‘Very much so.’
‘Well,’ said the little man, laughing, ‘I hope you are going to
disgrace it. Deliver this letter to the agent when you reach
Liverpool, and let me advise you, gentlemen, not to be too
knowing in the West Indies. If you throw away this chance, you
will both richly deserve to be hanged, as I sincerely trust you will
be. And now you had better leave Mr. Pickwick and me alone, for
we have other matters to talk over, and time is precious.’ As
Perker said this, he looked towards the door, with an evident
desire to render the leave-taking as brief as possible.
It was brief enough on Mr. Jingle’s part. He thanked the little
attorney in a few hurried words for the kindness and promptitude
with which he had rendered his assistance, and, turning to his
benefactor, stood for a few seconds as if irresolute what to say or
how to act. Job Trotter relieved his perplexity; for, with a humble
and grateful bow to Mr. Pickwick, he took his friend gently by the
arm, and led him away.
‘A worthy couple!’ said Perker, as the door closed behind them.
‘I hope they may become so,’ replied Mr. Pickwick. ‘What do
you think? Is there any chance of their permanent reformation?’
Perker shrugged his shoulders doubtfully, but observing Mr.
Pickwick’s anxious and disappointed look, rejoined―
‘Of course there is a chance. I hope it may prove a good one.
They are unquestionably penitent now; but then, you know, they
have the recollection of very recent suffering fresh upon them.
What they may become, when that fades away, is a problem that
neither you nor I can solve. However, my dear sir,’ added Perker,
laying his hand on Mr. Pickwick’s shoulder, ‘your object is equally
honourable, whatever the result is. Whether that species of
benevolence which is so very cautious and long-sighted that it is
seldom exercised at all, lest its owner should be imposed upon,
and so wounded in his self-love, be real charity or a worldly
counterfeit, I leave to wiser heads than mine to determine. But if
those two fellows were to commit a burglary to-morrow, my
opinion of this action would be equally high.’
With these remarks, which were delivered in a much more
animated and earnest manner than is usual in legal gentlemen,
Perker drew his chair to his desk, and listened to Mr. Pickwick’s
recital of old Mr. Winkle’s obstinacy.
‘Give him a week,’ said Perker, nodding his head prophetically.
‘Do you think he will come round?’ inquired Mr. Pickwick.
‘I think he will,’ rejoined Perker. ‘If not, we must try the young
lady’s persuasion; and that is what anybody but you would have
done at first.’
Mr. Perker was taking a pinch of snuff with various grotesque
contractions of countenance, eulogistic of the persuasive powers
appertaining unto young ladies, when the murmur of inquiry and
answer was heard in the outer office, and Lowten tapped at the
door.
‘Come in!’ cried the little man.
The clerk came in, and shut the door after him, with great
mystery.
‘What’s the matter?’ inquired Perker.
‘You’re wanted, sir.’
‘Who wants me?’
Lowten looked at Mr. Pickwick, and coughed.
‘Who wants me? Can’t you speak, Mr. Lowten?’
‘Why, sir,’ replied Lowten, ‘it’s Dodson; and Fogg is with him.’
‘Bless my life!’ said the little man, looking at his watch, ‘I
appointed them to be here at half-past eleven, to settle that matter
of yours, Pickwick. I gave them an undertaking on which they sent
down your discharge; it’s very awkward, my dear sir; what will you
do? Would you like to step into the next room?’
The next room being the identical room in which Messrs.
Dodson & Fogg were, Mr. Pickwick replied that he would remain
where he was: the more especially as Messrs. Dodson & Fogg
ought to be ashamed to look him in the face, instead of his being
ashamed to see them. Which latter circumstance he begged Mr.
Perker to note, with a glowing countenance and many marks of
indignation.
‘Very well, my dear sir, very well,’ replied Perker, ‘I can only
say that if you expect either Dodson or Fogg to exhibit any
symptom of shame or confusion at having to look you, or anybody
else, in the face, you are the most sanguine man in your
expectations that I ever met with. Show them in, Mr. Lowten.’
Mr. Lowten disappeared with a grin, and immediately returned
ushering in the firm, in due form of precedence―Dodson first, and
Fogg afterwards.
‘You have seen Mr. Pickwick, I believe?’ said Perker to Dodson,
inclining his pen in the direction where that gentleman was
seated.
‘How do you do, Mr. Pickwick?’ said Dodson, in a loud voice.
‘Dear me,’ cried Fogg, ‘how do you do, Mr. Pickwick? I hope
you are well, sir. I thought I knew the face,’ said Fogg, drawing up
a chair, and looking round him with a smile.
Mr. Pickwick bent his head very slightly, in answer to these
salutations, and, seeing Fogg pull a bundle of papers from his coat
pocket, rose and walked to the window.
‘There’s no occasion for Mr. Pickwick to move, Mr. Perker,’ said
Fogg, untying the red tape which encircled the little bundle, and
smiling again more sweetly than before. ‘Mr. Pickwick is pretty
well acquainted with these proceedings. There are no secrets
between us, I think. He! he! he!’
‘Not many, I think,’ said Dodson. ‘Ha! ha! ha!’ Then both the
partners laughed together―pleasantly and cheerfully, as men who
are going to receive money often do.
‘We shall make Mr. Pickwick pay for peeping,’ said Fogg, with
considerable native humour, as he unfolded his papers. ‘The
amount of the taxed costs is one hundred and thirty-three, six,
four, Mr. Perker.’
There was a great comparing of papers, and turning over of
leaves, by Fogg and Perker, after this statement of profit and loss.
Meanwhile, Dodson said, in an affable manner, to Mr. Pickwick―
‘I don’t think you are looking quite so stout as when I had the
pleasure of seeing you last, Mr. Pickwick.’
‘Possibly not, sir,’ replied Mr. Pickwick, who had been flashing
forth looks of fierce indignation, without producing the smallest
effect on either of the sharp practitioners; ‘I believe I am not, sir. I
have been persecuted and annoyed by scoundrels of late, sir.’
Perker coughed violently, and asked Mr. Pickwick whether he
wouldn’t like to look at the morning paper. To which inquiry Mr.
Pickwick returned a most decided negative.
‘True,’ said Dodson, ‘I dare say you have been annoyed in the
Fleet; there are some odd gentry there. Whereabouts were your
apartments, Mr. Pickwick?’
‘My one room,’ replied that much-injured gentleman, ‘was on
the coffee-room flight.’
‘Oh, indeed!’ said Dodson. ‘I believe that is a very pleasant part
of the establishment.’
‘Very,’ replied Mr. Pickwick drily.
There was a coolness about all this, which, to a gentleman of an
excitable temperament, had, under the circumstances, rather an
exasperating tendency. Mr. Pickwick restrained his wrath by
gigantic efforts; but when Perker wrote a cheque for the whole
amount, and Fogg deposited it in a small pocket-book, with a
triumphant smile playing over his pimply features, which
communicated itself likewise to the stern countenance of Dodson,
he felt the blood in his cheeks tingling with indignation. ‘Now, Mr.
Dodson,’ said Fogg, putting up the pocket-book and drawing on
his gloves, ‘I am at your service.’
‘Very good,’ said Dodson, rising; ‘I am quite ready.’
‘I am very happy,’ said Fogg, softened by the cheque, ‘to have
had the pleasure of making Mr. Pickwick’s acquaintance. I hope
you don’t think quite so ill of us, Mr. Pickwick, as when we first
had the pleasure of seeing you.’
‘I hope not,’ said Dodson, with the high tone of calumniated
virtue. ‘Mr. Pickwick now knows us better, I trust; whatever your
opinion of gentlemen of our profession may be, I beg to assure
you, sir, that I bear no ill-will or vindictive feeling towards you for
the sentiments you thought proper to express in our office in
Freeman’s Court, Cornhill, on the occasion to which my partner
has referred.’
‘Oh, no, no; nor I,’ said Fogg, in a most forgiving manner.
‘Our conduct, sir,’ said Dodson, ‘will speak for itself, and justify
itself, I hope, upon every occasion. We have been in the profession
some years, Mr. Pickwick, and have been honoured with the
confidence of many excellent clients. I wish you good-morning,
sir.’
‘Good morning, Mr. Pickwick,’ said Fogg. So saying, he put his
umbrella under his arm, drew off his right glove, and extended the
hand of reconciliation to that most indignant gentleman; who,
thereupon, thrust his hands beneath his coat tails, and eyed the
attorney with looks of scornful amazement.
‘Lowten!’ cried Perker, at this moment. ‘Open the door.’
‘Wait one instant,’ said Mr. Pickwick. ‘Perker, I will speak.’
‘My dear sir, pray let the matter rest where it is,’ said the little
attorney, who had been in a state of nervous apprehension during
the whole interview; ‘Mr. Pickwick, I beg―’
‘I will not be put down, sir,’ replied Mr. Pickwick hastily. ‘Mr.
Dodson, you have addressed some remarks to me.’
Dodson turned round, bent his head meekly, and smiled.
‘Some remarks to me,’ repeated Mr. Pickwick, almost
breathless; ‘and your partner has tendered me his hand, and you
have both assumed a tone of forgiveness and high-mindedness,
which is an extent of impudence that I was not prepared for, even
in you.’
‘What, sir!’ exclaimed Dodson.
‘What, sir!’ reiterated Fogg.
‘Do you know that I have been the victim of your plots and
conspiracies?’ continued Mr. Pickwick. ‘Do you know that I am
the man whom you have been imprisoning and robbing? Do you
know that you were the attorneys for the plaintiff, in Bardell and
Pickwick?’
‘Yes, sir, we do know it,’ replied Dodson.
‘Of course we know it, sir,’ rejoined Fogg, slapping his pocket―
perhaps by accident.
‘I see that you recollect it with satisfaction,’ said Mr. Pickwick,
attempting to call up a sneer for the first time in his life, and
failing most signally in so doing. ‘Although I have long been
anxious to tell you, in plain terms, what my opinion of you is, I
should have let even this opportunity pass, in deference to my
friend Perker’s wishes, but for the unwarrantable tone you have
assumed, and your insolent familiarity. I say insolent familiarity,
sir,’ said Mr. Pickwick, turning upon Fogg with a fierceness of
gesture which caused that person to retreat towards the door with
great expedition.
‘Take care, sir,’ said Dodson, who, though he was the biggest
man of the party, had prudently entrenched himself behind Fogg,
and was speaking over his head with a very pale face. ‘Let him
assault you, Mr. Fogg; don’t return it on any account.’
‘No, no, I won’t return it,’ said Fogg, falling back a little more as
he spoke; to the evident relief of his partner, who by these means
was gradually getting into the outer office.
‘You are,’ continued Mr. Pickwick, resuming the thread of his
discourse―‘you are a well-matched pair of mean, rascally,
pettifogging robbers.’
‘Well,’ interposed Perker, ‘is that all?’
‘It is all summed up in that,’ rejoined Mr. Pickwick; ‘they are
mean, rascally, pettifogging robbers.’
‘There!’ said Perker, in a most conciliatory tone. ‘My dear sirs,
he has said all he has to say. Now pray go. Lowten, is that door
open?’
Mr. Lowten, with a distant giggle, replied in the affirmative.
‘There, there―good morning―good morning―now pray, my
dear sirs―Mr. Lowten, the door!’ cried the little man, pushing
Dodson & Fogg, nothing loath, out of the office; ‘this way, my dear
sirs―now pray don’t prolong this―Dear me―Mr. Lowten―the
door, sir―why don’t you attend?’
‘If there’s law in England, sir,’ said Dodson, looking towards
Mr. Pickwick, as he put on his hat, ‘you shall smart for this.’
‘You are a couple of mean―’
‘Remember, sir, you pay dearly for this,’ said Fogg.
‘―Rascally, pettifogging robbers!’ continued Mr. Pickwick,
taking not the least notice of the threats that were addressed to
him.
‘Robbers!’ cried Mr. Pickwick, running to the stair-head, as the
two attorneys descended.
‘Robbers!’ shouted Mr. Pickwick, breaking from Lowten and
Perker, and thrusting his head out of the staircase window.
When Mr. Pickwick drew in his head again, his countenance
was smiling and placid; and, walking quietly back into the office,
he declared that he had now removed a great weight from his
mind, and that he felt perfectly comfortable and happy.
Perker said nothing at all until he had emptied his snuff-box,
and sent Lowten out to fill it, when he was seized with a fit of
laughing, which lasted five minutes; at the expiration of which
time he said that he supposed he ought to be very angry, but he
couldn’t think of the business seriously yet―when he could, he
would be.
‘Well, now,’ said Mr. Pickwick, ‘let me have a settlement with
you.’
‘Of the same kind as the last?’ inquired Perker, with another
laugh. ‘Not exactly,’ rejoined Mr. Pickwick, drawing out his
pocket-book, and shaking the little man heartily by the hand, ‘I
only mean a pecuniary settlement. You have done me many acts of
kindness that I can never repay, and have no wish to repay, for I
prefer continuing the obligation.’
With this preface, the two friends dived into some very
complicated accounts and vouchers, which, having been duly
displayed and gone through by Perker, were at once discharged by
Mr. Pickwick with many professions of esteem and friendship.
They had no sooner arrived at this point, than a most violent
and startling knocking was heard at the door; it was not an
ordinary double-knock, but a constant and uninterrupted
succession of the loudest single raps, as if the knocker were
endowed with the perpetual motion, or the person outside had
forgotten to leave off.
‘Dear me, what’s that?’ exclaimed Perker, starting.
‘I think it is a knock at the door,’ said Mr. Pickwick, as if there
could be the smallest doubt of the fact.
The knocker made a more energetic reply than words could
have yielded, for it continued to hammer with surprising force and
noise, without a moment’s cessation.
‘Dear me!’ said Perker, ringing his bell, ‘we shall alarm the inn.
Mr. Lowten, don’t you hear a knock?’
‘I’ll answer the door in one moment, sir,’ replied the clerk.
The knocker appeared to hear the response, and to assert that
it was quite impossible he could wait so long. It made a
stupendous uproar.
‘It’s quite dreadful,’ said Mr. Pickwick, stopping his ears.
‘Make haste, Mr. Lowten,’ Perker called out; ‘we shall have the
panels beaten in.’
Mr. Lowten, who was washing his hands in a dark closet,
hurried to the door, and turning the handle, beheld the
appearance which is described in the next chapter. |
