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双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼,笨到受害人都愤怒了⑥

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-8 13:48:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式


Shanghai, China: Man tries to avoid his nagging wife by getting arrested.
中国上海:为躲“唐僧”老婆、老公宁愿被抓
29 year-old Linghua Wong decided the only way to escape his wife’s hen-pecking was by going to jail. Wong walked into a police station and lied about robbing someone, but authorities refused to believe him. He tried pointing a toy gun at a taxi driver, but the cabbie screamed and scared him away. After multiple bungles, Wong finally achieved his goal. He was locked away from his wife for four years.
29岁男子凌华望(音)认定躲避老婆唠叨的唯一方法就是去坐牢。凌先生去警察局自首、撒谎说自己抢劫了谁谁谁,但没人信;跟着他又拿玩具枪对着一名出租车司机,结果对方尖叫、反而吓跑了他自己。不过多次尝试之后他终于如愿以偿,被判入狱4年,总算有个清静时候了。.
小编:完全理解。女同胞们注意素质,不然男人们就被逼走上犯罪的道路了。

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